V For Vendetta

"V" may very well stand for "Vendetta," but this week "V" will also stand for half of the "W" in "Wicked Awesome Movie."

The Wachowski Brothers wrote this movie. They pretty much redeemed themself for the load of excrement that was shotting from their buttholes that we call "The Matrix Sequels".

The story is a tad slow at first. Lots of knife killing, words I've never heard before, and Natalie Portman. What a great mix of the elements!

It is a movie just about some guy named "V" (Agent Smith from the Matrix) and Evey (Padme from Star Wars) in a fascist government, meeting up after V saves Evey from some cops (We're they going to rape her or what? I couldn't tell...) that caught her out after the curfew.

This is basically the rundown of the second or so scene:

He stabs one guy and then tosses one guy into a wall. (Not as great as it sounds.) Then he asks her if she wants to go see his orchestra play and then they go to a roof and then he pulls out his "conductor stick" and he asks her if she can hear the music and she says "No...oh wait! I can!" and then the music starts playing on the emergency speaker things in town, everyone wakes up pissed off, then a building blows up. Awesome.

The ending was awesome, just not very realistic. It was sort of anime-ish.

What the crap was up with the beginning though?! Just some random guy running from these people, he gets caught and then gets hung while some woman cries and everyone else is cheering. WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT?

And it doesn't make sense to put "Vendetta" in the title of the movie, if they never say "Vendetta" once during the entire movie?

Overall, I give it a 8.5/10, it was a good movie, not great. It could have been better.

I SO CAN WALK THE LINE!

Sorry for that other post...I was...I have no idea...I can't explain my actions...

Well Steph and I are going out on Friday or Saturday. I wouldn't really call it going out but she's just coming to my house, or that's the plan...But it should be fun! She's going to try out City of Heroes, now that's the girl for me! Any girl that is willing to play City of Heroes is the best!

I hope all of you have played City of Heroes. It is one of the best games ever. So why don't you go out and play the game! Go. Right now!

So don't you think this post is a bit less stupid than the last one?

I just finished watching Walk The Line for the second time. That movie should've won an Oscar. That movie was just too good. Reese Witherspoon at least got an Oscar. Brokeback Mountain got the Oscar. Fags. Gay sex. *shivers* I can't believe Johnny Cash messed up his life because of Elvis! DANG YOU ELVIS! If Elvis jumped off a bridge, would you? Well, I can sympathize since he was drunk at the time.

Eh...He still took speed...Threw his life away...Gay.

Peanut Butter And Some Other Funky Junk

So I'm having Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwhich, it is tasty as always! Then I suddenly have a mustache! It is sooo weird! What mustache am I referring to? Well the "milk 'stache" of course. It's the best one around. It's the new mullet!

My grandma was talking to me about her being lactose intolerant while I was making the sandwhich, and I was thinking, it would SUCK to be lactose intolerant! No dairy products? That is sooo gay! Let's play this out while saying this to a little girl who lost her two front teeth, just had her birthday, and now she's going to be told she is lactose intolerant:

Doctor: I'm sorry Sally, but no more dairy products for you, you're Lactose Intolerant.
Sally: What's lactose intolerant.
Doctor: Basicallly, milk.
Sally: No more chocolate milk?
Doctor: No more.
Sally: YOU MANIACS! DANG YOU! DANG YOU ALL HELL!
*Sally grabs scalpel and doctor as hostage* *waving around scalpel*
Sally: TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE MOMMY! TELL ME!!!
Mommy: I can't honey! It's true! It's all true!
Sally: *pulled hand in sleeve* NOOOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
*Sally kills the doctor*
Mommy: YOU'RE A MONSTER! YOU'RE THE DEMON CHILD!!!
*Sally kills Mommy*

Just let that sink in....It isn't pretty huh? No more chocolate milk, no cheese, no regular milk! That is so gay. I couldn't live that way. Lactose milk sucks. WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS WHERE OUR BODIES TURN AGAINST US!? TELL ME!!!

An Actual Blog

So I went to church today. It was a pretty cool. Everyone was raising their hands and all that. Good stuff, good stuff...Nothing else happened that was sooo spectacular! All except getting to "walk" in PE without dressing out. Because someone left their gym clothes in the locker room and never washed them, so it grew a whole bunch of mold! I didn't see it, but you can tell by the description that it is gross...Hmmm....should I say anything else? My day was pretty average except for going to my youth group the GAS Station!

A Blog Of A Sort

This is a pretty cool place. My dad has a blog here too...My girlfriend too...hmm....Nothing else to say except...Cool.