Guys Night Out

Well a week or two ago, we had a guys night out. And that was by far the greatest night of all time. It involved Ryan, JD, me, and our new friend Todd who was driving us. We drove all the way to Opry Mills to go see the Dark Knight in IMAX and since we got there an hour ahead of the movie, we explored the mall doing things such as finding things to "put your weed in"(apparently, there's a lot of things to put it in at the Journeys store), take pictures with a giant gorilla statue, play guitar at the Gibson Showcase, make fun of magicians, and contemplate hitting the boomerang helicopter out of the hands of the guy throwing it.

The movie was definitely even more amazing the fourth time on the IMAX screen. It could have been better if it had the entire movie in the IMAX format. But I think we all would have crapped our pants from the sheer awesomeness of the movie on such a large screen. Definitely worth the 9.50 we paid to see it.

After the movie, we just chilled in the lobby trying to figure out what exactly we should do next and where we should feast. We settled on Pizza Hut and Todd used his nifty little GPS on his phone to find one real quick. Once we got there, I found an awesome X Wing in the parking lot and I brought it inside and we all played with it. We're easily amused... We ordered two large pizzas and as we waited for our food to come out, we played with the X Wing for a while and we were wondering what was taking so long. But then a server came out and said that they ran out of large crust so they gave us four medium pizzas. The pizza gods were in our favor that night. We shall feast. We procured two peperoni and two meat lover's pizzas but split them up in half so that everyone had half peperoni and half meat lover's. As soon as we picked up the pizzas, everyone knew they'd made a grave mistake. Following our contact with the pizzas, all you could hear in that parking lot were the screams of men being burned by their feast.

Once we left Pizza Hut, we knew we needed some liquid feast to accompany our pizza feast. We ventured to CVS to acquire some Monsters. With our two Monsters each and our pizzas, we feasted on the way home. Later on in the night, our feast had betrayed us. We had eaten too much and could not eat anymore. All of us were sick in our stomachs but that didn't matter. We had feasted well and we'd sang "Don't Stop Believin'". Our night was completely perfect and it would be followed by bowling.

Here are some memorable quotes of the night courtesy of JD:

"Drive safely, I cant find my helmet!"

"I am enjoying large sums of pizza given to me by jesus!"

"Lets float the buffalo"
"Fuck a buffalo?!!"
"You know, there are only 25 buffalo in the world..."
"And we're gonna FUCK one of 'em!"

"We should take all of our blogs and make a superblog"

"Hey wouldnt it suck if we got in a wreck and died?"
"I was just thinking that"
"Hey guys, what if we just wrecked right now?"
"Holy crap guys, we need to pull over, NOW!"

"This cup holder definitely doesnt even go to this vehicle"

"How can you not have a bathroom in a CVS?!"
"I don't know, but i think we should get some monster"
"Mmmm"
"Guys, I still gotta take a major leak"

"Maybe we should take half of each others pizza, so we have half and half"

......"AHHHHH!!!!!"
"AHHHH!!!!!"
"OWWWW!!!!!"
"OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH!!!!!!"

....."Guys, let's just never do that again"
"My leg is still on fire!!!!"
"Holy crap that was a bad idea"

What's happening to our hood?

I find myself almost constantly occupying myself with entertaining the internet on BlogTV. It's an odd existence but I find myself coming back everyday, ready to start another show and entertain my friends, strangers, and strange friends. It's even more fun when I have my friends join in on the shows. Ryan is a very reliable co-host as he can keep things rolling and there won't be a dry eye watching. These shows have lasted hours without end and somehow, I almost manage to find a new way to entertain the masses. Whether it be Donna falling asleep while she was co-hosting and letting her co-host for a few more hours whilst sleeping or Ryan lip-synching & dancing to Straight Outta Compton. It's a way to bring all of us together while we don't have the means to go see each other at the moment.

I love the internet.