5.26.2006

Proof That The Rapture Will Happen In My Lifetime

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5.09.2006

Nerdirific

I found a blog post just now on my Red Vs Blue blog, and it is amazing how much detail I went into with this Halo game. Check it for yourself:

"My Best Game Ever
Reenactment with changes to make it more dramatic. I did not actually get a Kill Frenzy or Overkill.


Well my best game ever was in a little game called Halo 2. You might have heard of the game, and what a mighty fine game it is. And back to the point, well when I was playing last night, I had no idea what was ahead of me in that Rumble Training game. It was Oddball on Warlock, I never really particularly liked Oddball but my instincts told me to stay anyway and practice killing everyone instead of actually trying to actually get the Oddball. So I stayed and then I noticed I was playing with one of the people I played with last game. He didn't have a mic but I said "Hi." anyway. Then, like I do in Team Training or Rumble Training games, I talked my trash and told everyone that I wasn't even going to try to get the Oddball and then when it started. I just went for my Plasma Grenades since I have to live up to my reputation of being a "Stickie God" (My friend's say that not me), and then I get a Battle Rifle and a Shotgun. Then I just start seeing guy's dying over and over again just to get a stupid skull and hold it for a specified amount of time, so I just decide since I have some good guns I should just run over there starting shooting people with my Shotgun, I stick a guy here or there, and then I just start getting a ton of Double Kills with my Shotgun and my Battle Rifle. (I steal alot of kills in Rumble Training or Rumble Pit so I was bound to get a lot of kills) But one thing that really stood out, was how many sticks I was getting. It seemed like everytime I see someone I would either stick them if I had some Plasmas or shoot them with my Shotgun if they got close. I was laughing most of the time because it was just O \/\/ |\| 4 G 3 how many sticks and kills I was getting. And I also started getting somethings that were bigger than Double Kills and we all know what comes after Double Kill...Triple Kill. A guy jumps and gets in my way, so the only logical thing to do would be to shoot him. Well I don't do that. I stick him. It felt so good just hearing him go "NO ******* WAY! **** YOU MINI MIYA!" and then I just walk away hearing him scream that at me and then I hear and explosion and of course it was the grenade exploding on his usally lively corpse. But luckily he managed to run into some people and they had low shield. So he runs into them thinking he's gonna get a kill before he dies (Which is not possible since he was a bit far away from them and he would have to Assassinate or Beat Down someone with no shield to actually get a kill before it explodes on you). Well since he ran them I got a Triple Kill, I just say "Who cares? It was just luck." And then I see a wounded guy running away from someone and he narrowly gets away before he sees me and says "Oh ****...", and then I just shoot him with my Shotgun...Killtacular. I am just ecstatic and very nervous that I have low shield, and without missing a beat...someone comes with a SMG and kills me. I just think "Who cares? This is Rumble Training. It's not like it's a ranked game. Why am I even thinking that it would even matter that I died this one time?". But It didn't stop at one. It kept going and going till I have 5 deaths. My heart is beating now. I am a little scared that I am starting to get a bit rusty. But then I kill everyone as I had before... But this time I got a surprise...I saw a few guys shooting each other and you know me, I have to steal all of those kills. So instead of shooting them individually I just did what anyone that knew what they were doing would do, I threw a Frag Grenade. And boy was it a good explosion. Them screaming "NOOOOOOO! THAT WAS MY KILL! YOU SICK ****!". While I laugh and run away to regain shield and I see a Double Kill sign in the upper left hand corner and I didn't really here the announcer guy say it but I could see it. Then I see another person there, and I shoot him with my Shotgun, so I was up to a Triple Kill now, with me just laughing it off. Then I see another person and waddya know? I kill him too. Killtacular. That was sweet. Now I am just trying to find shield again and then I see a person holding the ball near the Teleporter, so I run up to him and ssSSsSssSsS. I stick him with my Plasma Grenade and I hear the announcer say "KILL FRENZY!", and when he is saying it I press the white button and say "KILL FRENZY!" in sync with the announcer, and then someone says "Ooo good job! I totally admire you! Do you want a cookie?" in a very obvious sarcastic tone. And then I just say "Hey why don't you shut up?!" (It was the best comeback I could think of at the time). By this time I had killed so many people in a row that I had not even noticed that I had gone all the way up to Overkill (25 kills in a row without dying). I was like, "Whoa." That has never happened before. It was a great feeling knowing that I had killed 25 people in a row and they couldn't stop me. So then I run around trying to find the ball, then I see someone and kill him with a quick blast to the face with my Shotgun and then I'm like "YES!" and in a heartbeat, someone comes up behind me and Assassinates me while I was top middle of the map. The Invisibility guy had gotten me. I suddenly felt sad. So later on the game ended. I had lost. I had gotten 52 and 5 and just gloated alot and they were like "But you lost! You lost big time! You had 0:00 seconds! You are a failure", but I just said "Hey buddy! I just killed you all 52 times! You guys are the biggest failure ever! You guys couldn't stop me for a long time! I only died 5 times! I rock and you suck!".

Well there you have it. The longest post I have ever done, and the most in depth I have ever gotten with telling a Halo 2 story.

Sweet.

5.08.2006

Bizarre Love Triangle

Well my fast is over, so I can listen to music and eat junk food now. It's great being able to listen to music now! MUSIC IS MY LIFE!

So, I was on the bus listening to my iPod, I listen to my Pop, Look, and Listen playlist of course, which is a playlist with a whole bunch of 80s pop songs on it, and this song comes up that I usually skip because of this intro that is too slow to get to the actual song, and I give it a chance and after the weird fake-sounding bass line, this awesome song comes on! So I listened to it nonstop! And I'm still listening to it at the moment on iTunes. It is A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

I may go through phases with music, but when I hit a phase, I hit it HARD! I just listen to it forever till I burn out on it, but it is all worth it in the end.

This other song is good too, A Different Corner by WHAM! Talk about a great song. They may be gay, but they have great voices.

The 80's rocked!