Well a week or two ago, we had a guys night out. And that was by far the greatest night of all time. It involved Ryan, JD, me, and our new friend Todd who was driving us. We drove all the way to Opry Mills to go see the Dark Knight in IMAX and since we got there an hour ahead of the movie, we explored the mall doing things such as finding things to "put your weed in"(apparently, there's a lot of things to put it in at the Journeys store), take pictures with a giant gorilla statue, play guitar at the Gibson Showcase, make fun of magicians, and contemplate hitting the boomerang helicopter out of the hands of the guy throwing it.
The movie was definitely even more amazing the fourth time on the IMAX screen. It could have been better if it had the entire movie in the IMAX format. But I think we all would have crapped our pants from the sheer awesomeness of the movie on such a large screen. Definitely worth the 9.50 we paid to see it.
After the movie, we just chilled in the lobby trying to figure out what exactly we should do next and where we should feast. We settled on Pizza Hut and Todd used his nifty little GPS on his phone to find one real quick. Once we got there, I found an awesome X Wing in the parking lot and I brought it inside and we all played with it. We're easily amused... We ordered two large pizzas and as we waited for our food to come out, we played with the X Wing for a while and we were wondering what was taking so long. But then a server came out and said that they ran out of large crust so they gave us four medium pizzas. The pizza gods were in our favor that night. We shall feast. We procured two peperoni and two meat lover's pizzas but split them up in half so that everyone had half peperoni and half meat lover's. As soon as we picked up the pizzas, everyone knew they'd made a grave mistake. Following our contact with the pizzas, all you could hear in that parking lot were the screams of men being burned by their feast.
Once we left Pizza Hut, we knew we needed some liquid feast to accompany our pizza feast. We ventured to CVS to acquire some Monsters. With our two Monsters each and our pizzas, we feasted on the way home. Later on in the night, our feast had betrayed us. We had eaten too much and could not eat anymore. All of us were sick in our stomachs but that didn't matter. We had feasted well and we'd sang "Don't Stop Believin'". Our night was completely perfect and it would be followed by bowling.
Here are some memorable quotes of the night courtesy of JD:
"Drive safely, I cant find my helmet!"
"I am enjoying large sums of pizza given to me by jesus!"
"Lets float the buffalo"
"Fuck a buffalo?!!"
"You know, there are only 25 buffalo in the world..."
"And we're gonna FUCK one of 'em!"
"We should take all of our blogs and make a superblog"
"Hey wouldnt it suck if we got in a wreck and died?"
"I was just thinking that"
"Hey guys, what if we just wrecked right now?"
"Holy crap guys, we need to pull over, NOW!"
"This cup holder definitely doesnt even go to this vehicle"
"How can you not have a bathroom in a CVS?!"
"I don't know, but i think we should get some monster"
"Mmmm"
"Guys, I still gotta take a major leak"
"Maybe we should take half of each others pizza, so we have half and half"
......"AHHHHH!!!!!"
"AHHHH!!!!!"
"OWWWW!!!!!"
"OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH!!!!!!"
....."Guys, let's just never do that again"
"My leg is still on fire!!!!"
"Holy crap that was a bad idea"
After a long day, I settled into my bed still typing away on my phone to Maddie. The room got hazier and my eyes got heavier. I was slowly falling into the rabbit hole in my mind. What was my bedroom slowly morphed into me sitting on my computer reading about the new NASA Node 3 that they are commissioning the public to name. Although, one thing caught my eye: you can already see the Node from Google Earth. I knew I had to see this so I opened up my Google Earth, went to the coordinates and there was the node. Google must have gone through hell trying to get these hi-res pictures of the node AND a 3-D model because you could zoom into the node so far that you could inspect the little bolts holding the node together in picture perfect quality. I noticed something odd located under the launch pad, there was a giant glass orb that seemed to contain something that I could not see immediately from the zoom I was at. I zoomed in further to inspect it, and to my amazement, there were homes in it, with all sorts of plant life. It looked to be a small planet that housed a rural town complete with plant life and homes but strangely, no water sources. And before I knew it, I was there. Google Earth had magically transported me into this town. As I looked around in astonishment, I saw a giant party happening in the horizon so I sprinted towards to what seemed to be a fun party. Once I got there I saw a medium size party, about the size of a backyard barbecue. Everyone was wearing tuxedos or baroque dresses. Out of everyone I saw there, the only notable faces were Matt Parkman, Peter Petrelli, Sylar, and Mohinder Suresh. All characters from the TV show Heroes. You could only imagine my excitement when I saw them. I wandered closer to hear what they were talking about since I was too star struck to talk to them. From what I gathered, it seemed they were all in character. They were all arguing about what they should do to get away from the approaching goverment forces. (You'd have to watch the show) Then it came to me, I'm in a story arc for Heroes right now. This place is actually somewhere located in the Heroes Universe!
I find myself almost constantly occupying myself with entertaining the internet on BlogTV. It's an odd existence but I find myself coming back everyday, ready to start another show and entertain my friends, strangers, and strange friends. It's even more fun when I have my friends join in on the shows. Ryan is a very reliable co-host as he can keep things rolling and there won't be a dry eye watching. These shows have lasted hours without end and somehow, I almost manage to find a new way to entertain the masses. Whether it be Donna falling asleep while she was co-hosting and letting her co-host for a few more hours whilst sleeping or Ryan lip-synching & dancing to Straight Outta Compton. It's a way to bring all of us together while we don't have the means to go see each other at the moment.
I just finished reading the Killing Joke by Alan Moore, the same man who wrote the masterpiece The Watchmen. And I have to say, HE'S DONE IT AGAIN. He has somehow captured the very essence of everything that is the Joker and make it even better. The Joker is absolutely sadistic and I couldn't be more satisfied with it. All I could say after I read it was, "YES YES YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" It was everything the Joker is and should always be, hands down.
Just recently saw the long-awaited "Pineapple Express" and I have to say, it was all that and a bag of chips. I knew it was going to be a hilarious stoner comedy movie about dudes getting in some shenanigans and whatnot, but little did I know, it turned a totally different direction at the end with badass action, killing, and a whole lot of blood. It was completely awesome on every level imaginable. It surprisingly ranks up there with the Dark Knight in turns of entertainment value and exceeding expectations. I knew it was gonna be a hilarious movie, but it just got even better!
I recently came across this picture and I have no idea what I should think about it. I love the "baby Jesus" part, just because it makes me laugh whenever I think of the prayer that Ricky Bobby does in Talladega Nights. Ahhh funny stuff...
Well life as of late, has been quite rocky, to say the least. Things went sour between my lady and I and we had to go our separate ways. I apparently did not do anything wrong regardless of what I think. I still don't fully understand why things went bad. It was the kind of thing that you could only explain to people as: "Shit happens."
ust from liking those songs? Hmm...the many wonders of the world...
